Hey everypup ~Misty here~
I've been told, although the Royal We disagree, that beauty comes at a price.
Is this the price to pay for my own natural beauty?
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| This is not necessary. |
When in my o'natural state I look so much better. I know you pups would agree that the above ABUSE should be called into the SABA (Society Against Bathing Animals).
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| State of O'Natural. |
Speaking of Natural. Get a load of that moss on the side of the deck. In the Pacific Northwest it never goes away. Check between your toes. Are they webbed or sporting moss? BOL, a little PNW humor there.
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| Fluffier Fur Sure. |
As Queen Misty of All I Survey, I express my opinion of the B-A-T-H through my brother Scooter.
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| B-A-T-H-S are for HUMANS!!! |
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| The Royal Dismissal. |
And yet she still stands there thinking she will get me to look happy about the days events. Do you see a single SNACK™ in my mouth? Do you see any sort of new toy to play with? Do you see anything but, well ME?
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Don't make me call my Bawdy Guards™ out on you.
Step away Pupparazzi, just step away! |
Beauty comes at a price. Or so they say. I'd like to know who "they" are, because I have a stern lecture to deliver on this topic.
Sniff at ya later ~Queen Misty of All I Survey~
