I've been told, although the Royal We disagree, that beauty comes at a price.
Is this the price to pay for my own natural beauty?
|This is not necessary.|
|State of O'Natural.|
|Fluffier Fur Sure.|
|B-A-T-H-S are for HUMANS!!!|
|The Royal Dismissal.|
|Don't make me call my Bawdy Guards™ out on you.|
Step away Pupparazzi, just step away!
Sniff at ya later ~Queen Misty of All I Survey~